Ganked from a friend who modded the original one to be more entertaining.

THREE NAMES/NICKNAMES YOU GO BY/HAVE GONE BY:
1. Kri
2. Spooky (… Which I actually still kinda like. Hooray high school.)
3. Kris. (SIGH. But it’s what everyone seems to think they get to call me. Unless you’re family, seriously, it’s kind of annoying.)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I like my deep, spiritual, contemplative, philosophical side.
2. If you’re a friend, you’ll never find someone who values you for who you are more than I do. Like seriously. I <3 my friends to an obsessive level.
3. My hair is all kinds of awesome.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. MY ASS IS HUGE. *wail*
2. I’m short.
3. People see the “spacy dork” far more than they see the “confidant badass”. *sigh*

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Generic white American male. I am not special.
2. German
3. Choctaw

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Fireworks.
2. Being falsely accused.
3. Caring for other people more than they care about me.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Prayer beads.
2. Functioning, high-capacity brain.
3. Outdoor air. (NATURE)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Fishnet shirt
2. Black jeans
3. Prayer beads

THREE THINGS IN YOUR CLOSET:
1. My Little Ponies.
2. Deer vertebrae.
3. A telescope.

THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK:
1. About a billion sticky notes for my story.
2. A Raistlin plushie.
3. Incense.

THREE THINGS UNDER YOUR BED:
1. Handcuffs.
2. Sock box.
3. An armadillo hand.

THREE THINGS IN YOUR BATHROOM DRAWER:
1. Needles.
2. A condom.
3. Black nail polish.

THREE THINGS IN YOUR FREEZER:
1. Two songbirds.
2. Three dead rats.
3. A gopher snake.
… I don’t keep much FOOD in my freezer.

THREE THINGS IN YOUR KITCHEN PANTRY:
1. Carrots.
2. Pears.
3. Soy milk.

THREE THINGS HANGING ON YOUR WALL:
1. X-rays of a dog skull and a monitor lizard.
2. A 10-foot bullwhip.
3. A dream eater mask.

THREE THINGS OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW:
1. Railroad tracks.
2. A mushroom forest. (It’s true.)
3. Power lines overgrown with kudzu.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (OR ARTISTS (AT THE MOMENT)):
1. Dir en grey
2. E Nomine
3. Celldweller

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THE PRESENT:
1. Modest Mouse – The World at Large
2. Ben Lee – Ship my Body Home
3. Dir en grey - Namamekashiki Ansoku, Tamerai ni Hohoemi

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BOOKS:
(‘kay. I need to split this up into fiction and non.)

1. Through the Looking Glass
2. House of Leaves
3. The Mahabharata (…could be either XD)

1. Hero with a Thousand Faces
2. Being Dead (…could be either too XD)
3. Awake in the Wild

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE ANIME/MANGA:
1. Togainu no Chi
2. Angel Sanctuary
3. Escaflowne

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE (YAOI) COUPLES:
1. Kiriwar/Gunji (Togainu no Chi)
2. Kira/Katou (Angel Sanctuary)
3. Xigbar/Zexion (Kingdom Hearts)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (LOVE IS A GIVEN):
1. Friendship. I don’t do typical relationships.
2. Comfortable silences.
3. Mutual understanding of kinks and squicks. (IMPOSSIBLE to find. -_- )

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: (I’ll let you figure out which one’s the lie.)
1. I don't like being in sunlight.
2. I’m into breath play.
3. I really love living in America.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Shortness. Oh god.
2. Bony hands/wrists.
3. Glasses. GLASSES.

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1. Intelligently accept the validity of two completely contradictory statements at the same time. (I can also believe at least 6 impossible things before breakfast!)
2. Spend days at a time in absolute silence.
3. That cherry stem thing with my tongue.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Reach the top shelf.
2. Dance. (Oh, but I try… )
3. Abide the smell of bacon. *VOMIT*

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Canoeing.
2. Taxidermy. (I’m no good at it, but I <3 it.)
3. Studying religion/mythology.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Work on my story (IN A MINUTE)
2. Go on a week-long camping/canoeing trip.
3. Snuggle on the couch with a friend. (awwww)

THREE THINGS THAT ARE MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU:
1. My story.
2. Wandering.
3. My friendfamily. Heart.

THREE CAREERS YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Water quality analyst.
2. Teuthologist.
3. Butcher.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO VISIT:
1. Varanasi, India.
2. Quetico Superior.
3. New Zealand.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Backpack and camp with a friend/lover across the US and Canada.
2. Get my frenum pierced.
3. Spend the last years of my life in a monastery.